I Know a Scam When I Apply for One

I answered a craigslist posting offering $25/hr for "testing links to make sure that they work, troubleshooting web pages, etc."

I was just curious. Here's what I received.

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From: SEO Developers INC.
To: Glorious Igor
Sent: Thursday, March 5, 2009 12:28:46 AM
Subject: Re: job offer

Hi, and thank you for your interest in the link tester position.

To qualify for this position we have a simple screening procedure that we use to find the right candidate.

1. Go to http://xxxxxxxxx.xxxxxxxxxxxx.com/

2. Pick out 5 free offers that interests you and sign up for them. You will need to go all the way to the 'Thank you' page for each offer. Please indicate which ones you've signed up for in your follow up email.

3. Answer the following questions for each offer that you've signed up for:

a. What is the url you are directed to when you have clicked *LINK* after the offer?
b. Were there any errors on the way to the ‘Thank You’ page? Please take screenshots of how you got to the errors if there are any.
c. How long does it take for you to go from one page to the next? (Approximate time in seconds and indicate your connection type)

4. Email me the stats of each offer in the following form:
Name of offer
a. www.example.com
b. No errors
c. pg 1-2 (1 sec) pg 2-3 (2 sec) on cable modem

Once the screening procedure is complete we will send you the W2 form to fill out. You will be testing about 20-40 offers like this an hour. The list of questions that we will ask you to answer will be much longer once we hire you. Also, different offers will require different sets of questions to be answered. Sometimes you will need to write a mini review for the offer itself. The wage will start at 25$/Hr.

Thank you for your interest, we look forward to working with you.
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Arnold Gray
Resource Manager
SEO Developers Inc.
115 N 34th St, New York, NY

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My readers may be wondering to themselves, "But Igor, this could be legit! Why do you think it is a scam?"

Here's why. What exactly is "SEO Developers Inc.?" That is a rather generic name for a company, isn't it? Located in New York, New York, the city of strangers. Who knows whether they exist or not? Strangest of all, there is no web site listed for them, so I can't really verify their existence, now can I? A search for "SEO Developers" on Google will turn up tons of references, but no company. "Arnold Gray" sounds like a fictional name of a character in a story if I ever heard one. "Resource Manager," indeed.

Worst of all, they expect you to bust your tail doing work for them even before you get paid a skinny dime. Now imagine if they have hundreds of people applying for the position. Why hire anyone? Just let the applicant-slaves do all the work for free. Post new ads when you have more work. Easy!

More sinister is the little info about sending this carrot cake your W2 form, with your Social Security number and all the other personally identifiable info. Can you say Identity Theft, Grandma? I thought you could.

Beware of Craigslist. I see all kinds of scams and fraud on there all the time. If you post a message about a real blog like mine, your message is likely to get taken down within 24 hours. If you post a message about a scam intended to defraud people, your message will survive for eternity. Why? Maybe you should ask the folks at Craigslist that interesting question. Personally I think they are lazy and just don't look into things at all. Posts get banned because some yahoo doesn't like something about the post. My blog being mostly about politics, the right-wing nuts will flag it in a heartbeat.

I'll tell you why I intermingle politics with tech lore on this blog. I don't want to help the right-wingers. I realize they're not going to read me. The liberals will, and those are the ones that will get the other, non-political information stored in my noggin. Those right-wingers that have an open mind and are willing to read the other side, they are also welcome to whatever advice I may have to offer. But the close-minded racists, fascists or Rush Limbaugh fans can go ahead and hit their "Back" button right away. I won't shed a solitary tear. Maybe they can apply for this great job testing links for $25/hr.